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(Popularity Rate: 58 ) What’s the funniest court case you’ve seen?

om where Beal lived is a cove with a beautiful beach which is about 250 metres long. People go there for nude sunbaking. One of the people was Mr Beal.
At about that time, the Premier of Queensland decided to grab a couple of votes by cracking down on nude sunbaking, so he ordered Queensland’s finest to be let loose. They threw themselves at the job.
As a result, Mr Beal was arrested in his birthday suit and charged with indecent exposure. I knew him vaguely. He phoned me and asked whether is was a criminal offence. I told him it was, so he retained me.
Now, Mr Beal was a civil engineer. Although he was an Australian, he had spent most of his career designing and building freeways and the like in Colorado and Arizona. He was meticulous. So, off he went and surveyed the whole beach from the southern to the northern headland and drew a detailed plan of the locus in quo, showing where he was, where a couple of other people were, and where the police had first appeared around the rocks on the southern headland.
Mr Beal was about 100 metres north of the rocks.
One other thing. Mr Beal had a copious head of black hair and over-sized sideburns. The lower end of each sideburn was gray – maybe one or two centimetres (1/2 to 1 inch for the Americans).
We turned up in court. There were two police witnesses. Their witness statements were a joke – one was a cut and paste of the other with the names and pronouns changed appropriately to protect the guilty. As you will see, the statements were also stupid.
The young cop testified that when he and the old cop came around the rocks, he had seen Mr Beal stark bollicking naked, standing on the beach.
So I cross-examine him.
Me: You said you identified my client from the rocks.
Cop: Yes.
Me (Almost certain what he was going to say): You couldn’t identify him from there, could you?
Cop: Of course I could. My eyesight is excellent.
Me: OK. describe to the court the man you saw.
Cop (I knew he would): He was tall with black hair and grey sideburns. There he is sitting beside you.
Me (Got the lying bastard): Could you see his genitals.
Cop: Of course.
Me: Tell the court, was he circumcised or not?
The Magistrate nearly fell off the bench laughing.
Mr Beal was acquitted on a point of law – there has to be something sexual associated with public nudity to make it indecent behaviour.
Most trials are a tragedy, one way or another, but even tragedies have amusing moments.
I remember another trial that I reported back in 1996 as part of my entry requirements for the Bar. The judgment is on the web at X.queenslandjudgmentsX,au. The case was Donely and Donely v Donely and Others.
For present purposes, what happened was that Justin Donely owned some farming land, but he was holding it on trust under his father-in-law’s will for the benefit of his two small sons, called at the trial “the boys.” Justin wanted to buy some more land and equipment for himself, but he didn’t have the necessary cash, nor any available collateral.
Nothing like that ever stopped a crook. Justin went to the local branch of the National Australia Bank, borrowed the money and gave the bank security for the loan in the form of a mortgage over the boys’ land. The crucial point for this story is that the bank manager knew that Justin was holding the land in trust for his infant sons, but took the mortgage anyway.
Needless to say, it all blew up and the bank sold the boys’ land.
Years passed and the boys turned 21, which, in those days, meant they could sue in their own names. They were majorly pinged off at Justin, so they did.
They retained solicitors who took the job on a speculative basis – no win, no fee – and those solicitors retained my good friend Tony Morris QC to appear on the same basis.
During the trial, Tony was cross-examining the bank’s regional manager about its lending practices. He had contrived to get the banker excessively defensive. The guy was trying to work out which questions were trick questions and which weren’t – which is an excessively stupid thing to do.
Anyway, Tony put it to this turkey that, of course, the bank loaned money to farmers so it could earn interest.
Blow me down if the banker didn’t answer with a straight face, “No. The bank doesn’t care about interest. It’s more concerned with helping the farmers.”
Paul de Jersey, the judge, couldn’t keep a straight face and I nearly wet myself laughing. The bank settled that afternoon.
But wait! There’s more.
Justice de Jersey’s daughter was his Associate. At the risk of drawing the ire of those pofaces in the #metoo movement, I can say that she was exceptionally beautiful.
One of the boys thought so because the next morning after the bank blew itself up, the judge announced that one of them had called his chambers to ask if he could take his daughter to dinner. The judge was concerned that maybe he should recuse himself because he might be said to be biased.
Everyone thought it was a great joke, but nothing more, so the trial continued and the boys won.
Sorry about the long answer, but I

(Popularity Rate: 83 ) What are the robot sex dolls with artificial intelligence?

rious. If you disagree with my views, please do so respectfully in the comments.
Since Quora does not date answers, I will date this one myself:
At the time of writing this, the date is January the 21st, 2018, Sunday, at 2:15 PM.
Location: Pennsylvania.
Current Temperature: 46 Degrees Farenheit.
Overly specific, I know, but somehow I feel that dating this answer is the right move.
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PART 1: Why it’s controversial.
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Victimhood:
You see, victimhood is no longer something to rid yourself of. If someone acts like they’re a victim these days, they have no intention of taking steps to no longer BE a victim.
When you’re a victim, when you “live in a rape culture”, when it’s “your body, your choice”, people pay attention to you. They feel sorry for you. They give you special treatment, money, sympathy, their time and effort. They run around like headless chickens, desperately trying to give you every possible thing your stupid little head can think of, no matter how illogical or ultimately damaging to society it may be. Because you “deserve” it after experiencing so many “hardships”.
Victimhood is a business. Sexbots would destroy that business, because “my body my choice” no longer matters if no one is getting you pregnant to begin with. “Rape culture” no longer exists because everyone has sexbots.
Sex:
A woman’s power in society is largely based on sex and physical attractiveness. Many men spend a lot of money on nice clothes, luxurious cars, homes, jewelry, etc, not because they like it, but because they know women like those things. And the endgame is always to have sex. I myself would love to have a wife who cares for me and truly loves me, but I’d be dishonest as hell if I said sex wasn’t incredibly important to me.
Women realize this, and are able to control men with sex, and receive social privileges that men wouldn’t be able to attain without some serious financial and social influence (such as getting into clubs based on attractiveness, being able to get free drinks and other items by flashing a smile and some cleavage, making men fight for their attention and affection, etc).
But if sex robots became an actual reality, that power would begin to wane. Of course, if we looked at things as they are now, women really have nothing to worry about. Sexbots as they exist today are nothing more than highly expensive and intricate blowup dolls. Even if “Sexbot Brothels” existed, and sexbots could be purchased for affordable prices, most men wouldn’t go for such things.
But if you look towards the future, you begin to see the consequences for women.
Present Day:
Sexbots look like this today:
Creepy as all hell, and extremely rudimentary. No way would most sane men want to stick a dick in that, what with all the mechanical whirring, clicking, perhaps electrical sparking, etc. However, such a machine could quite easily set the groundwork for a future which I’m not sure would be beneficial or disastrous.
A Possible Future:
Let’s say that technology leaps forward, and machines are indistinguishable from humans. You may have whatever fantasy you wish, and can even 3D print the faces of the people you have a crush on. Let’s say that the machine has a sophisticated A.I. and can accurately mimic human speech (and can perfectly mimic the speech and mannerisms of real people), holds actual conversations, and even has settings for different personality types depending on your preference. It even has preset fetishes and the skills required to perform them programmed right into it.
It can feel pleasure and have orgasms (again, the TYPE of orgasm you wish is programmable), and has a “G-Spot Mode” that allows you to make it orgasm as many times as you wish and fulfill your own fantasies of actually being good in bed. And if you wish, it even has its own lab-created eggs and womb if you want to have children.
Everything about it looks, feels, and even smells exactly like a real woman, and even more so with various technological enhancements, creating a machine that is actually superior to the real thing. It never argues with you, does whatever you want, cooks, cleans, does your taxes and manages your accounts, takes care of the kids and can even tutor them in every possible subject with downloadable teaching apps.
Its A.I. is constantly adapting and learning, so it always finds the best ways to interact with people based on their own personality types and psychological profile. It can even operate within the parameters of other professions, such as men with anger issues purchasing a machine that acts as both a sexual release AND an actual psychological counselor, or old men who can still be sexually active purchasing a sexy nurse that can actually perform the duties of a world class Doctor.
In every physical way, it is built to be superior to a biological woman. It has no physical defects, it will never age, has perfect logic, will never scream at you, hit you, or make you feel like crap. It will never divorce you and callously take everything you have, nor will it separate you from your children.
It can even have a sense of humor, be as warm and inviting as you want it to be. You can have long and stimulating conversations about many different topics, and the machine is even capable of taking the initiative and stimulating your own thought process in ways you would not have thought possible. It takes interests in your hobbies and is skilled enough to give you a hand.
Everything you always wanted but were always denied.
And to top it all off, it can look like anyone you want it to. Even this:
You can have one sexbot or as many as you want. You can legally have your own harem if you want, and from any time period. You wake up in the morning getting a blowjob from Marilyn Monroe, get served breakfast by Dawn Wells, go to work, come home to a perfectly cooked dinner by Sophia Loren, and then decide you have the sudden urge to plow Slave Leia in the ass before bed. Just before you go to sleep, you think to yourself, “It’s saturday tomorrow. I think I’ll have a threesome with Angelina Jolie’s Lara Croft and Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman.”
Your every wish fulfilled. Your every fantasy realized, no matter how innocent or scandalous.
And for the average guy who looks like this, such technology would be like a ray of hope:
You see a guy like that^ and you think “Company Man”, or “Electrician”, or “Plumber”. Sure, he’s reliable in a financial sense, but nothing about him really screams “adventure and steamy romance”. He’s not the sort of guy most women would throw themselves after as their first choice, and certainly not the sort of guy who could sleep with supermodels on a daily basis if he wanted to. He’s not this guy:
But in the future I envision, with such technological marvels just a few dollars away, it would be weirder to see a man with a biological woman than not. Women realize this, and they fear their loss of power over men, the loss of the attention of the “average” men who cannot have them but pine away for them, and the feeling of power that it brings, the loss of the constant focus on their “victimhood”, though they would never admit this. Some may not even be aware enough to articulate such feelings.
Identity and Morality:
#1. The aforementioned children-by-sexbot.
How would this affect how we see humanity? Are half-human/half-sexbots really human? Would they be accepted by society? Would they be seen as people or machines? And how would THEIR children be seen? Would they be seen as a new race?
#2. Rape goes down, Identity Theft goes WAY up.
These days, you have a crush on a girl, you either ask her out and hope she says yes, or you pine away for something that can never be (or if you’re a rapist, you stalk her and wait for your chance).
But with the sexbots I describe, it would be all too easy for someone to create some sort of “SnapID” app, where all you need to do is take a picture or a video of someone on your phone (or Holo-Card or whatever is used in the future), upload the data to your sexbot, and it will alter its appearance, voice, and mannerisms to that of your crush. You can download videos of your favorite celebrities and the machine will perfectly mimic them after close study.
It would be the worst sort of identity theft. People would grow up with the assumption that someone, somewhere, was screwing a sexbot with their face on it.
And what of parents? In the future, rather than telling kids “Don’t take candy from strangers”, they would instead be telling them “Don’t let anyone take your picture”. Gone would be the days of the windowless white van, and instead pedophiles would carry high definition cameras or image capture devices or “ICDs” (again, this is the future; cameras might be antiquated).
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PART TWO: How did this happen?
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#1. Misandry in society and the media.
Watch TV for about an hour, and you will see many commercials and television shows on display where the women and children are portrayed as intelligent and world-wise, and the man is the fat, bumbling idiot.
The news demonizes men for every action AND inaction. Feminists claim to support both genders while only taking steps to benefit women, all while creating hashtags like #KillAllMen and saying things like “Women need men like a fish needs a bicycle”.
#2. No-Fault Divorce, Legal Bias against men.
Men can be thrown out of their homes, lose all of their possessions and be forbidden to see their own children at the behest of the women they once loved, and for no other reason than “dissatisfaction”, as if men are appliances to be bought and returned. The courts favor women, even when they’re clearly not the best parent to give the child to. Men have no say in the matter, even if/when they’re in the right.
The legal bias against men is so strong that a woman can rape a minor, get pregnant, and then successfully sue him for child support.
Hermesmann v. Seyer – Wikipedia
At every turn, the world makes outrageous demands of men, while at the same time treating them like garbage and saying it doesn’t need them. Women largely have no respect for them and have the luxury of living in a system where they can live comfortably without a man, but also a system that allows them to use/abuse men and ruin their lives with almost total impunity.
(Video: Man freed after 29 years for rape he did not commit)
(Video: Man speaks about false rape allegations one year after the fact; woman gets a slap on the wrist)
It was inevitable that we would arrive at this point, both because the instant you invent something, you must take it to its furthest possible point, AND because this is men’s attempt to gain some sort of peace in a world that hates them. Currently, some men cope with their suppressed and unspoken pain through alcohol, video games, pornography, etc. Others cope by going MGTOW, though I find this to be quite the bleak and lonely option, myself.
With man’s natural propensity to build a better world for himself when things get hard, this was the only logical conclusion to reach. When men became cold from the rain they built shelters. Those shelters became cabins, then houses, towns, cities. Boats became ships, kites became planes, smoke signals gave way to handwritten letters, morse code, landline communication, the cell phone, the smart phone, and the internet as a whole. The horse and buggy gave way to the horseless carriage (the automobile).
And now, rather than environmental obstacles, it is the socially acceptable and legally sanctioned hatred against men that must be overcome. Ideology, not physical predation, has become the greatest threat.
And some men have decided to literally create their own women, mechanically invent their “dream girls”, rather than put up with the abuse any longer.
(The now-infamous tantrum video)
^^^^^^^^ Seriously. The crap some guys put up with. ^^^^^^^^^
Rather than beg for their needs to be met, only to receive further ridicule and hatred for “showing weakness”, they would simply find their own way to ensure that those needs are met, however briefly or superficially (at least until the ideal future can be achieved).
And like clockwork, they receive abuse for their actions, only proving further how necessary their work actually is.
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PART THREE: SPECIAL EDIT: A Special type of Double Standard
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Women do, in fact, already possess their own sexual machines, or “sexbots”. It’s just that, to my knowledge, they do not have humanoid form.
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Exhibit A: The Motorized Piston.
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This type of device mimics the thrusting motion of a penis during sexual intercourse, and at much greater speeds than a human being would be physically capable of achieving. This sort of device can come with a single shaft or a double shaft attachment for simultaneous penetration of both the vagina and the anus.
It is possible to have a second or even third machine to also give the experience of deepthroating and titjobs (basically a sexbot gangbang).
There is, to my knowledge, no widespread protest against this device or the ways in which it is used.
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Exhibit B: The Sybian.
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From Wikipedia:
“A Sybian , or Sybian saddle, is a masturbation device primarily designed for use by women. It consists of a saddle-like seat containing an electric motor, gearbox speed reducer, and mechanism connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the top center.
Various attachments can be added to the rod, which vibrates, rotates and may also stimulate the clitoris externally. The intensity of the movements produced can be increased or decreased through a control box attached to the Sybian’s base.”
Again, to my knowledge, there has been no major protest against this device.
So sexbots for women are fine, but not for men? That only solidifies my already strong belief that many women fear losing their monopoly on sex and sexual attraction/societal power. And so they protest on grounds of “sexism”, but in fact what they are truly protesting is male sexual freedom and the irreversible loss of their own female power in the world.
And then of course, those same protesters conveniently ignore the fact that the same argument of “sexism” could easily be made against their own sexual devices. At least men are making the effort to mimic the female form in THEIR machinery. Women just reduce men down to nothing more than a motorized penis. Can we not call THEIR machines “sexist”?
I don’t say any of this in some hateful way, only in as logical a way as I can manage.
A. If sexbots are ok for women to have, but not for men, then women are sexually free and men are not.
B. If women are free, but men are not free, then men must be slaves and prisoners. There is no in-between. You are either free or you are not.
C. If men are sexual slaves, then it stands to reason that women are the “masters”. By creating sexbots, men grasp at their own “freedom” and escape their “masters”.
(If you have any comments to make about this, I’d love to hear it; I’ve always been curious about the “Professional” type of logic that people speak of, like “A must logically lead into B, which must logically lead into C”. But how do you always know if what you’re saying is actually logical and not just what you THINK is logical? Can you not be fooled by your own mind?)
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Personal Remarks:
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Personally, I’m on the fence about it.
In a Christian sense, this seems wrong to me. My beliefs would steer me towards saying “This goes against God’s plan for men and women to be together”.
But personally, despite all the considerations on display here, I simply can’t bring myself to fault these inventors for creating such a thing when faced with this modern world. To be perfectly blunt, being a man these days sucks. It’s actually weirder to meet a man who grew up with BOTH parents than not, and we all grow up shouldering a great deal of unspoken grief, pain, and shame.
(Video: Male Grief)
It may be wrong, but I just can’t fault the people who make sexbots, and, in a way, I hope they DO manage to create the future that I envision (the ideal future, not the one where pedophiles screw child sexbots, obviously, although I imagine it would make the world as a whole safer for biological children since the pedophiles can satisfy their urges on facsimiles of human beings instead of ACTUAL human beings, so again, it’s still way more preferable in the long term).
At the end of the day, I don’t really WANT such a future. Frankly, I wish everyone could have managed to maintain some sort of self control and a bit of wisdom, then maybe we wouldn’t be faced with such a future. But we didn’t, and we are. And if we must face such a future, I hope it’s something so incredibly jarring that it forces us to see the value in each other once again.
All I can do is watch the future unfold in silence, hoping for the best but expecting the worst. I pray that we don’t force each other to alter our bodies in the name of some futuristic and misguided idea of “progress”.
But then, Chinese Sex Dollof course, I know better than that. It’s already happening. At the end of the day, there is much, much more at s

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(Popularity Rate: 38 ) Why are sex toys often hairless?

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(Popularity Rate: 20 ) What are your thoughts on sex dolls that look like young girls?

Why not?
Make them move and scream and struggle too. Seriously why not?
Some people are born that way and they cannot help what they are attracted to. Can you imagine how awful that must be? To not gain any sexual pleasure ever?
God I feel bad when my dog doesn’t get any. Imagine being a human and stuffing that shot down.
Fuck man….
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